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A song sung in A Chipmunk Christmas.
Wood Night in Woodblock

"Wood Night in Woodblock"

Fun FactsEdit

  • The song is based upon "One Night in Bangkok".
  • A woodblock is actually a small, two-toned slit drum made from a single piece of wood and used as a percussion instrument.
  • This is the second time a One Night in Bangkok parody image is seen. The first was Celery Night Fever.

LyricsEdit

  • Alvin: Woodblock, oriental setting 

And the city don't know what the city is getting  The creme de la creme of the chess world In a show with everything but Yul Brynner Time flies, doesn't seem a minute Since the Tirolean Spa had the chess boys in it All change, don't you know that when you Play at this level, there's no ordinary venue It's Iceland or the Philippines Or Hastings or, or this place Wood night in Woodblock and the world's your oyster The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free You'll find a God in every golden cloister And if you're lucky then the God's a she I can feel an angel sliding up to me One town's very like another When your head's down over your pieces, Brother It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity To be looking at the board, not looking at the city Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town Tea girls, warm and sweet, warm, sweet Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham Suite "Get Thai'd", you're talking to a tourist Whose every move's among the purest I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine Wood night in Woodblock makes a hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy Wood night in Woodblock and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your company I can feel the Devil walking next to me Siam's gonna be the witness To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness This grips me more than would A muddy old river or Reclining Buddha But thank God, I'm only watching the game, controlling it I don't see you guys rating The kind of mate I'm contemplating I'd let you watch, I would invite you But the queens we use would not excite you So you better go back to your bars, your temples Your massage parlors Wood night in Woodblock and the world's your oyster The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free You'll find a God in every golden cloister A little flesh, a little history I can feel an angel slidin' up to me Wood night in Woodblock makes a hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy Wood night in Woodblock and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your company I can feel the Devil walking next to me

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